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There goes the neighborhood. wouldn't it be nice if it flooded crawford ranch? all your secret service can't help you now, Mr. president (yes, i know he's not there, but wouldn't you hate it if your favorite vacation spot (he _has_ spent 20% of his time on vacation since becoming president. that's 2.4 months a year.)

anyway, what about all the real casualties? that's right, the poor college students who won't have any New Orleans to go to and get drunk, or any resort along the texas coastline to pool their STDs? those poor people... those poor, poor people.

seriously for a moment, at least this will keep the public awake. people are already forgetting about what's-her-face... katarina? (no joke, that's what my poli sci teacher keeps calling her)

Very good, Mr. Bush, you got rid of the FEMA director even though you admitted later it was's his fault, it was the homeland security director's fault. how about having him step down, too? for that matter, we have a ton of unemployed people from new orleans- let them take up government positions! Cheney doesn't really need the pocket change he's getting for being VP, and with the cash you're pouring into halliburton, he won't be penniless anytime soon...

ok, that's my rant.

Disclaimer:
I am neither republican nor democrat. I am both liberal and conservative. don't stereotype me, please. if you want to criticize my idea on something, ask me what my idea is first. thanks!